But not blogging once you start is even lamer, because all of the excuses you have for not blogging turn out to be lame too! So, as a jumpstart, here are thirteen lame excuses, (and explainations!) for my silence over the past few weeks:
- I needed to get my hair cut
(which I did get done. My bangs are in a good place, and I finally found a salon and stylist I will be returning to)
- I’ve been really hormonal lately.
(lame because having two ‘x’ chromosomes means I’m destined to be a very hormonal creature. which at times makes me feel sorry for JP! i’m just thankful he loves me so much!)
- I had to catch the dog.
(Sally actually did make a jail break a while back, which resulted in me pursuing her for 2 hours before finally making a flying linebacker tackle.)
- I’ve wanted to get more sleep.
(heh, very lame excuse because no matter what I do I’m never in bed before 11!)
- Work has been busy.
- I’ve been working on my German
(ha, nope. I got another language CD, but JP would totally point out I can’t use this one because we haven’t actually been doing it!)
- I need to paint my toenails.
(we’ll see if this actually happens)
(i was proud of myself. i got them in the mail yesterday. i will say however, state income tax is complicated!)
- Etsy is a distraction.
(bah, yeah right)
(really lame because I’ve been spending waaaaay too much time on it lately)
- I’ve been playing with pretty things!
(mainly my small horde of Glittersniffer stuff — I LOVE the sparkle in her products, and she is an awesome seller!)
- I’ve been contemplating getting at tattoo.
(lame! this is something i’ve been considering for YEARS and still haven’t acted upon!)
- I’ve been playing Mario
(lame because I’ve played maybe 3 hours total, and still have YET to beat the first Super Mario Galaxy for the Wii… note: I’ve had the game since I got the Wii…)
So there you have it. Hopefully these made you chuckle at least!