Ok, so I meant to post this sooner, but here we go!
Me: Are you finished eating?
Munchkin 2: Yes! *gets down from seat*
Me: Could you bring me your plate?
Munchkin 2: No
Me – while grabbing his plate: Could you help me put it in the dishwasher
Munchkin 2: Nein
Me – taking things off the table: Could you put help me put these back in the fridge?
Munchkin 2 – while looking in a drawer: No
Me: Are you just being difficult on purpose?
Munchkin 2: YES! *huge grin*
Mrs. Munchkin and I laughed for a good five minutes after hearing his response. See? kids, even at age two, know EXACTLY what they’re doing and how to be difficult on purpose!! 😛